Extra lines for SNL skit

“And there will be a sport called foiling, and the equipment used in that sport shall be measured in centimeters, sometimes inches“

“So some foil purveyors will measure in inches, others centimeters?”

“Kind of, some will measure some things in centimeters, but the part that attaches to it shall be measured in square inches, or square centimeters”

“So, a 1210 has that many square centimeters, as does, say, an 1150?”

“No, in the future some will measure area, others span. “

“I’m so confused sir!”

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I definitely see the similarities with how foils are measured